You're an Idiot Starscream!

I gotta backtrack somewhat, and record Ol Fistah's birthday party. It started out nice and tame. Awesome party climate of free beer and wine, a pool table, jukebox, Quicky threatening to 'pick up' Rick's underage sisters (heh).... His family was there though so I had to keep the rock and roll in my loins from bursting out and giving small children epileptic fits. Although, extreme party mode cannot be contained for long... Some bits I recall:
- We concocted a story about Rick to his workmates. Some bullshit tale about him getting drunk and streaking naked through a kindergaten, while kids were erupting into tears. heh.
- Me and Kim stealing the last drinks from the bar from a couple of ATO accountants, then sniggering and grinning like super rapt fools.
- Quicky telling me to call Liz a tramp (or was it Tart?) and nearly getting my head ripped off by her.

Since the place closeing at 12:30 AM, we headed out to a bar called "Bimbo's". There, we met Crackers... who, from what I remember, said only these 2 lines to me all night. "Hey, Thao, I think that guy's giving me the ol'stink eye" and "Wonderrrr wooomann" (said like a Pauly Shore weasel scream, according to Crackers). I've only recently found out what the ol'stink eye is (after this night). You make a face that kinda looks like a crazy old man that has caught you stealing his werther's original. According to Crackers, every second guy was giving him the stink eye...
The closure of "Bimbo's" (at bout 3am?) created, what can only be called, a raging drunken party mob, only mentioned in old fairy tales. We were powerful and we were eager. One thrust of our collective pelvis's, would have toppled Mount Fuji (which, according to my friend brookehead, is located in Hawaii..heh). We were a bit suss on actually getting into a place though, what with our sheer volume of people and all. The ol' one girl for three males was going to be deployed. Turns out one of our group knew the guy at the door of "A bar called Barry's" (primary school connetion?) so we easily got in. No broo ha ha. No nothing.
You gotta love Rick. He is a stallion. From all reports, he made out with a billion women. Well, maybe 3-4. He even made out with one girl in front of the other girl. That's balls....and stupidity. Ballidity? Stupalls? Damn right I make up words..

Now for Thaozee's quick review of "War of the Worlds". It's bollocks. The CGI is nice though. Although my wish to see midget loving aliens face ream Tom Cruise was cut from the final edit :( From what I gather of the story, the aliens came to completely obliterate Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes for crimes against humanity. And cut of his willy (harr harr). I can be juvinile too :D

Since Brookey gave me a free ticket, I promised her I would go with her to Emsta's 22th birthday party. Mostly all Zagames workers there, so I was kinda outta the loop. I did meet a nice girl that loved John Farnham so much, she broke her foot dancing to his songs (I think she flipped over a couch or something). How bogan is that! I was contemplating pretending to be Brookey's boyfriend and messing with her work mates, by I decided against it. I have to play nice these days. I don't think they would have believed me anyway.

We all know the internet is for porn, so here ya go LINK. Oldskool 70's porn posters!! :D There's gold like "What number should a girl dial for MALE SERVICE" (err..my number). Also, I've been amusing myself with this Hobo-Porn title generator. So far I've got "Possum Belly Pimps" "Boxcar Bitches" and "Freeloaders Fetish" ...

I might have a second job now. Delivering Chinese takeaway for 4 hours. I bet I'm gonna meet some crazy arse people.