Smoke Stained:DAMN!!! my download of 'Superfly Soul - Dynamite Funk And Bad-Assed Street Grooves Cd 1' is an incomplete file!

[06:22:42 PM] Thaozee: daaaayyyuuumm!!
[06:23:21 PM] Smoke Stained: yesterday the same thing happened to 'Fuck
Album of the Century'

I don't talk like I write (on this blog).
Well actually, that's not exactly true. What I mean is, I express the same ideas, but in a much different fashion. I'm much less 'wordy' and I swear a hell of a lot more. I have trouble conveying emotions (apart from "rocking out", and "rocking the fuck out"). I generally don't like talking about myself whatsoever. I wonder why? Am I a lazy talker? Maybe I should start talking like I'm at least semi-educated? Maybe that will stop the little old ladies from throwing dust in my face and macing me while I try to help them carry their shopping bags? Maybe I should stop randomly striking rock poses in the middle of a crowd? I found this excerpt, while reading my old chat logs. It kinda shows how I generally interact with my friends and what we talk about (ie, bullshit). It starts with me asking Troy and Bryan if I could use their real names in my blog (Troy= Smoke Stained, Bryan = boganmaster, Grug = Lonely Soldier):

[06:47:56 PM] Thaozee : can I use your names or do you want aliases?
[06:48:10 PM] Thaozee : who wants to be deepthroat?
[06:48:44 PM] Smoke Stained: yeah i need an alias to protect me from the feds
[06:48:56 PM] boganmaster : i will be mr black
[06:49:01 PM] boganmaster : troy can be mr pink
[06:49:24 PM] Smoke Stained: damn u to hell
[06:49:47 PM] boganmaster : always damning the black man
[06:49:58 PM] boganmaster : troy you have a hate on
[06:50:12 PM] boganmaster : or should i say MR PINK?
[06:51:03 PM] Thaozee : fuck it. your troy, your bryan
[06:51:11 PM] boganmaster : noooooo
[06:51:30 PM] boganmaster : cant i at least be lord bryan?
[06:51:51 PM] Thaozee : the only lord i worship is lord gloom
[06:51:52 PM] Smoke Stained: haha i should be ol' Brett
[06:51:56 PM] Thaozee : and dr who..lord of time
[06:52:52 PM] Smoke Stained: i already have my fake licence pic on msn
[06:53:13 PM] Smoke Stained: probably shouldnt have that beer in my hand though
[06:55:06 PM] Thaozee : hahaha i was looking for links for my next post.....check this out link
[06:55:41 PM] Thaozee : it has no pics of cocks so dont worry
[06:55:49 PM] Thaozee : it has songs called 'lick my fist'
[06:56:00 PM] Thaozee : 'blow some coke up my asshole'
[06:56:15 PM] Thaozee : album called "nice 003 : COCKBREATH : Totally addicted to sperm"
[06:56:48 PM] Smoke Stained: hahah i'm gonna get track 2
[06:56:56 PM] boganmaster : weird shit
[06:57:52 PM] Smoke Stained: hahaha 'Blow some coke up my arsehole'?!?!?
[06:58:12 PM] Thaozee : someone download the songs and tell me what it sounds like
[06:58:33 PM] boganmaster : first one is crap but weird
[07:01:07 PM] boganmaster : maybe its just me but i like the second song
[07:02:35 PM] Thaozee : what kind of music?
[07:02:40 PM] boganmaster : techno
[07:02:56 PM] Smoke Stained: woah this is crazy music
[07:03:45 PM] Smoke Stained: its like throwing my brain into a fry pan coated with boiling oil!!
[07:04:15 PM] Thaozee : hahahaha i need!!
[07:05:55 PM] Smoke Stained: woah track 6 is demon fucked!!!
[07:06:28 PM] Lonely Soldier: What up
[07:06:29 PM] Thaozee : hahaha
[07:06:38 PM] Thaozee : demon fucked sounds interesting
[07:06:52 PM] Lonely Soldier: Whose fucking demons?
[07:07:01 PM] Smoke Stained: demons are fucking us all!!!

It's safe to say that we are damaged people :P

Although a (self confessed) master of goofy dancing, I still wish I could move like this guy to Kraftwerk. Insane....insane like this kid here. If I saw this kid in an alley.... I would pack my dacks. Chris Christmas Rodriguez oozes sex. He has style and panache. He has prompted me to secretly change my name to Rodriguez "Bam Bam" Laroche.

This site is amazing. Some of the secrets are heart wrenching. Fascinating...