In a perfect world...
I found this quote hilarious:
#203815 +(2908)- [X]
[fooz] In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
In other news, the towing company that took my car (without telling me) has finally decided to contact me and charge me alot of money. I've been looking for it for a week. If they had told me earlier it would have saved me alot of money. Damn misery loving greedy bastards. I would eat your brains if I was zombie. Yes, if I was ZOMBIE!
EDIT: another good quote:
Miyomei2: I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me while I went to pee.
Miyomei2: And the second I whipped my penis out, the theme song to 'Rocky' started playing.
Miyomei2: I've never felt more manly than in that moment.
And one from my memories:
"I mean, I love the Beastie Boys, but if one of them touched my penis, I'm gonna hafta punch-on.."
#203815 +(2908)- [X]
[fooz] In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
In other news, the towing company that took my car (without telling me) has finally decided to contact me and charge me alot of money. I've been looking for it for a week. If they had told me earlier it would have saved me alot of money. Damn misery loving greedy bastards. I would eat your brains if I was zombie. Yes, if I was ZOMBIE!
EDIT: another good quote:
Miyomei2: I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me while I went to pee.
Miyomei2: And the second I whipped my penis out, the theme song to 'Rocky' started playing.
Miyomei2: I've never felt more manly than in that moment.
And one from my memories:
"I mean, I love the Beastie Boys, but if one of them touched my penis, I'm gonna hafta punch-on.."
posted by Thaozee at 12:14 AM
2 Comments:
i would have freaked out if my car went missing...i hope you gave them a piece of your mind about not contacting you earlier.
I was all set too blast them, but I fell asleep after coming home from the doctors. When I woke up, my brother had already seen them. Oh well. I think my wallet's crying in the corner.
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