Working hard to put food on your family...

Anyone with a decent connection to the internet should watch this hilarious short mockumentary about George Bush's speech writer.

And what speaks louder to the people than words?
(pause)
No words

Gold.

Things to consider for the weekend:

1. Consider swapping the word "rice" for "Condoleezza" eg. "I'm eating a bowl of condoleezza" "Can I have some beef with my condoleeza"
2. Acknowledge David Hasselhoff as the rightful king of the world
3. Decide whether your future son will be called Megatron or Optimus Prime. Hmmm, Decepticon or Autobots...
4. Answer all phonecalls with the universal phrase of "bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum... bummum.bummum"
5. Wear all your clothes inside out and pretend to be a victim of radiaton. (?)
6. Answer every question with a "I knew a George once..." , then chuckle to yourself and start sharpening an imaginary knife. Note down the reaction
7. Wonder what Kirsten Dunst would do to you if she was really powder and you snorted her.
8. Shout "YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING" at a comedian's gig, everytime they say a joke.
9. Go outside and start drenching your socks with water (while you're wearing it). If passersby ask what you are doing, say you are holding a wet sock competition. Then shout "SPRING BREAK 4LIFE DAWG!"
10. Wear scuba gear and walk around really slowly, like you are underwater.

Have a good weekend. The soundtrack for this weekend is:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever to tell (album)