violent coughing ad lib

I'm starting to feel sick, which is not so good. Burning fever and blurred vision. Dammit. A long weekend is coming up (for the Melbourne Cup). Double dammit. I can't take off work this week. Triple dammit.

In the absence of working brain, replace post with plan B. Recipe for fried ice-cream:

Get 2 slices of bread. Take off the crust. Put a scoop of ice cream between both and mold into a ball (get intimate!!). Make sure it's sealed up good. Glad wrap it and put it into the freezer until it's hard.

Batter recipe:
2-3 cups o'milk
1 cup of flour
2-3 tablespoons of sugar
2 eggs
1 tablespoon of butter

Unwrap ze balls. Dip in batter and fry.

Now I shall go to bed and wait for my face to melt off :(