Things you find on Bond's underwear, if you look hard enough...

(The following is written on gigantic Bond's undies)
Dearest Thao,

Our love for you is like the fury of a raging bull. Somtimes at night we dream of skipping through dandelion fields with you, holding hands, and singing the dirty dancing soundtrack. You are Swayze to our to our baby. We will always leave the light on for you.

Forever yours,
Becc (captain oates) & Jarrod (crackers)
xxxxxxx


I am your Swayze!? hahahahahah, this is the best present ever!! I just found it in my pile of letters and knick knacks. Thankyou. I don't deserve this. Funny shit. I'm gonna stick it on my wall.