Thursday, November 24, 2005

Officer I-know-the-martial-arts!....MD

Remember when you were a young pip, and you wanted to be the greatest? I remember in primary school, they had a project where you had to make a short speech on what you wanted to be when you grew up. I don't think anyone would be doing what they said in this project. "I want to be a fireman" BAM!, well now your working in insurance...and divorced. "I want to be a rockstar" BAM!, your scraping dog shit at the animal shelter and wearing nut cages to protect your jewels from rabied dogs. "I want to be a doctor" BAM!, your a stripper...but you get to wear nurse uniforms (wow, you nearly made it girl, here's a tenner).

I wanted to be a cop.

Well, actually an anal retentive teacher came up to me and told me to change it to "police officer". I have never wanted to be a cop (take that Mrs Korju!! shit, I can't remember how to spell her name). I don't know why I chose that. I have no interest in it. I just find it interesting I chose that career all those years ago.

My dream now is film director. I want to make films, movies, vignettes, snippets, something that can move people.

No, not porn films you perverts.

1 Comments:

Blogger anon said...

I wanted to be an artist. I even spent several (several) thousands of dollars procuring an education that would help propell me.
Now I'm a writer. Go figure.
I think now, having thought it over, I'd like to change that to cop. Mostly 'cause I'd look hot in the uniform.

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