We have come for ze tofu!

Curses, of curse! I've run out of tofu (and noodles, and flour..). I need something quick to eat that's not prawn crackers!

This may sound stupid, but I always assumed that 'Memoirs of a Geisha' was based on a real person. Imagine my suprise to find out it's not. I've been robbed!

This must be your doing Saruman!!!! You rat bastard! *shakes fist*