We'll spend mother's day licking the internet!
I spent nearly 2 hours racing and calling around different restaurents because the place I had booked for 12:30pm gave me a table in the city, instead of Knox city. Finding a place not booked out on Mother's day is harder than getting the wiggles to eat turds.
I did finally find a decent yum cha place in springvale, on the eve of me cracking it and buying a KFC family pack and heading home with DVD's. We sat next to 3 cackling witches, who's laughter probably gave everyone cancer. You know, the kind of people who sound like they not only smoke 5 packets of cigarettes a day, but actually eat the butts when they finish. Their laughter was like the sound of 10,000 penguins being sucked into a black hole.
Playing the simpson's version of Cluedo on the weekend, we got to thinking that a B-grade action star Cluedo would rock pretty damn hard. It was Van damme, in the strip bar, with the flying knee!
No, it was Steven Seagal, in prison and he used a roundhouse kick!
Murder most foul!
I did finally find a decent yum cha place in springvale, on the eve of me cracking it and buying a KFC family pack and heading home with DVD's. We sat next to 3 cackling witches, who's laughter probably gave everyone cancer. You know, the kind of people who sound like they not only smoke 5 packets of cigarettes a day, but actually eat the butts when they finish. Their laughter was like the sound of 10,000 penguins being sucked into a black hole.
Playing the simpson's version of Cluedo on the weekend, we got to thinking that a B-grade action star Cluedo would rock pretty damn hard. It was Van damme, in the strip bar, with the flying knee!
No, it was Steven Seagal, in prison and he used a roundhouse kick!
Murder most foul!
posted by Thaozee at 12:09 AM
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