The word on the street...

jordo... says:
silent submarine sex is officially in the urban dictionary
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
haha did you add it in?
jordo... says:
yeah
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
good stuff. I went to work after tuesday night. completely seedy and and in danger of ralphing in the van
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
the first break I got I had a nap in one of the grape tree aisles
jordo... says:
haha, your lucky I put my phone on silent, would have been extremely pissed off if I got woken up 4 times with gay french messages
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
HAHAHAH don't ask me why we were sending you french msgs
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
someone would say something about french, then crackers would go "WE SHOULD SEND THAT TO JORDAN!!!"...so we did
jordo... says:
let me repeat the messages i got
jordo... says:
jarrod - andre agassi has two sacks, one is magic and gives him tennis powers but directly contributed to his early balding
jordo... says:
u - ur mamma is jemima puddle duck
jordo... says:
paul - sacre bleur the french are mating
jordo... says:
u - im french and retarded
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
HAHAHAHA that shit is gold
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
we talked aobut andre agassi's 2 ball sacks for ages
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
btw, who is jemima puddleduck?
jordo... says:
dude, why would i know?
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
crackers told me to write jemima puddleduck. I assumed he thought u knew about it
jordo... says:
haha, dude
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
hurray for raffle beer slab!
jordo... says:
hah, fuck u
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
you shoulda stayed man. as can be plainly seen, we had a ripper
jordo... says:
ralphing in the middle of teaching rounds wouldn't have gone down well
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
according to crackers, all males fold their toilet paper and females scrunch. but brooke folds cause she hangs round us boys too much
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
hahah kids love it when their teachers throw up..shows em you are human
jordo... says:
I scrunch
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
!!! you and troy are girls!!!!
jordo... says:
you and crackers are girls
jordo... says:
folding, what a waste of time
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
the statistics never lie!!!!
Thaozee (The french are mating!) cooking says:
we're civilised people! folding is the way

Normal conversations don't exist!